At that moment, Celi really just wanted to tell the world and everyone in it to f*ck off and die. Her nice day out with John had been absolutely ruined! They had missed their appointment at Devine which had taken her a month in advance to book, her purchases were scattered all over the place either damaged, bloodied, or somehow stolen by punks who thought they needed a $90 bottle of Jadore perfume. She had been leered at, attacked, and mentally scarred for life by the worst group of drunken apes she had ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with. And now, her employee/friend/boyfriend ~whatever the fucking hell he was!~ was getting his ass tasered and carted off to jail because he couldn't put his damn testosterone and blood ridden fists down for just one moment and listen to her so they could get the hell out of there before the law enforced shit had hit the fan!
"Too late for that now though" Celi angrily thought, watching as another handful of cops swarmed over the scene now that John and his drunken adversary were down and incapable of movement. A part of her, the more angry and hurt part, thought that maybe John deserved getting his ass handed to him for a change. She hated that her favorite Wilder had yelled at her, especially when she had only been trying to help! After all, she didn't want him to get into this kind of trouble, and especially not because of her! But he just had to go and ignore her attempts at saving his sorry ass, the blasted moron! "Damn idiot! Maybe I should just let them haul his ass off to jail!" But annoyingly enough, Celi knew that no matter how mad she was, she could never let them do that to John. He had protected her, and while yes, the fighter had gone overboard with it, it was only because the damn idiots didn't know when to stay the f*ck down.
Now she had to somehow "rescue" John from the police. The only question was, how the hell was she supposed to get him off the hook? She couldn't very well rely on any of the other witnesses to stand up for him. The fighter's reputation for causing trouble at the drop of a hat was all too well known after all. And to those who had seen the fight, and yet not hear what was said, they'd have only seen John brutally beating the living crap out of the men for no reason other than his own need to fight. That left Celi with only one plausible option, to throw herself into the scene as a hysterical, irrational, sobbing, girlfriend who wouldn't listen to a damn thing they said to her and hope to fucking God that the cops weren't up for dealing with her shit and would just let John go. And if that didn't work, then Celi was going to have to call in the best damn lawyers in the fucking world, because she knew there was no way in hell that these cops didn't think that John was solely to blame for all this shit. "Oh well, here goes everything"
With a horrified shriek that could put a horror movie victim to shame, Celi came flying out from behind the column she had been hiding behind and quickly grabbed a hold of the collar of the closest cop she could get her hands on, her eyes filled with tears and her whole body shaking with emotion as she started on her hysterical rant. Luckily for her, she was already close to breaking down into a crying mess from all the shit she had to go through today, at least this way it actually might do them some good.
"WHATAREYOUDOING?! WHYAREYOUTAKINGJOHNAWAY!? OHMYGODAREYOUTAKINGHIMTOJAIL?! WHYAREYOUTAKINGHIMTOJAIL?! ANSWERMEGODDAMMIT!! HEDIDN'TDOANYTHINGWRONG!! WHYARETAKINGHIMTOJAILWHENHEDIDN'TEVENDOANYTHING!? AREYOUINSANE?! ANSWERMEWHYAREYOUTAKINGJOHNAWAY!?"
Somewhere in there, Celi was sure she had heard the cop try to speak over her hysterical shouting, possibly trying to calm her down so she wouldn't cause anymore of a scene than she already was, but she couldn't be quite sure since she had set her volume at max and really couldn't hear a damn thing he was saying. She did notice though, that he had tried to take several steps back away from her, but her death grip on his uniform, along with her persistent need to be right up in his face to make this as uncomfortable as possible for him, wouldn't allow him to escape her clutches so easily.
Finally though, another cop came into the scene to try and help "calm" the seemingly distraught and agitated female down. "Please miss, you need to calm down! That man over there is known for being highly dangerous. It's best for everyone that we take him, and the other offender, into custody while the paramedics take care of the injured victims" The officer said, trying to steer her away from his co-worker without causing her to go into another hysteric.
"OH HELL NO!" Celi whipped around to glare at the officer who had dared talk about John as if he was some killer wild animal, while those drunken bastards were just some of his helpless victims! She had intended to just play the helpless girlfriend, crying and pleading with them until they didn't know what to do with her crying mess, and she could eventually make them realize that John hadn't done anything wrong ~well mostly, anyway~ But if they wanted to label John as the bad guy from the get go, and not even try to figure out what had really happened, then the kid gloves were coming off! "To fucking hell with trying to weasel him out of here the peaceful way, I will force my way out of here at gun point if I have to!"
"No, I will not calm down! But you need pull the shit out of your god damn ears, wipe the piss from your sorry ass eyes, pull that fucking high horse out of your ass, and do your damn job cause you, sir, suck at it!" The designer hissed at him through clenched teeth, punctuating each of her insults with a jab to his chest. She had let go of the other officer in favor of knocking this one down a peg or ten, because god only knew that the man needed it badly if he thought for a second she'd let them screw John over while she was still around!
The officer in question looked ready to refute, he knew what he was doing dammit! The Wilder's have always been trouble around the island, especially John Wilder, so it didn't take a rocket scientist to know that if he was here and there was trouble, then hewas the cause. But the withering look in this woman's eyes, like she was wasting time dealing with the biggest imbecile in the world, and was all but ready to tear into him like an angry tigress if he should even try to question her on this, made him want to hold his tongue. But, looking around at his fellow officers made him realize he was the officer here, not her. He knew what the problem was, and he was all but ready to tell her too, make her see how much of a problem these Wilder boys really were. He never got a single word out before she whipped her finger to his face, silencing him like a scolded child facing down against his angry mother.
"Don't, even try. If you even think for a god damn minute I don't know what I'm talking about, then let me tell you what's really going on here since you don't have half a brain to figure it out for yourself! These 'victims' as you call them were all piss ass drunk in public, they were disturbing the peace and harassing innocent women like myself, they had attacked us with weapons with the intent to kill him and rape me, and now here you are trying to tell me my boyfriend is the dangerous one because he was defending me from these bastards?! Something is screwed up here mister and let me tell you, it's not him, its you and your fucking logic! And if you think for even one god damn minute I will let any of the officers here get away with putting him in jail, then I can assure you that not a single one of you will be able to get a job as a damn museum security guard by the time I'm through with you!"